• "Ballet Flats are Back--Can't Wait for My Feet to Hurt and Stink for Fashion", 2024, McSweeney's Internet Tendency

  • "I'm the Person Who Designs Open-Plan Office Spaces, Despite Never Having Actually Worked in One", 2023, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

  • "Love You Like an Animal", 2023, The Capilano Review

  • "I Don't Eat Gluten or Dairy Anymore Except for When I Do", 2023, McSweeney's Internet Tendency

  • "Gonna Pop These Overripe Bananas in the Freezer Until I'm Ready to Take Them Out and Throw Them in the Garbage", 2023, McSweeney's Internet Tendency

  • "Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?", 2022, McSweeney's Internet Tendency

  • "Wake Up, You Lazy Skin Sack. I'm a Songbird and It's 4 A.M.", 2022, McSweeney's Internet Tendency

  • "Wow, I Didn't Expect to Run into You While I Was Wearing This Stupid New Bucket Hat", 2022, McSweeney's Internet Tendency

  • Hannah Macready Interview, 2021, EVENT Magazine

  • "Our Lives", 2021, 1st Place Non-Fiction Contest, EVENT Magazine

  • "Success", 2020, 3rd Place Short Fiction Contest, Grain Magazine